Thursday, August 14, 2008

You Might Be A Redneck If........

You have a BB in your Back!

Daddy hurt his back a few weeks ago
and finally decided maybe he should
go have it checked out since it wasn't getting
any better!
And this is one of the things they found!

When Daddy and Uncle Edward were
little boys they were doing a redneck thing
by putting red berries in their BB guns and
shooting each other with them!
Well, Uncle Edward accidentally got a BB
in his gun and didn't realize it and shot daddy
in the back! Daddy and Uncle Edward didn't
want to tell Grandmama because they knew their BB
guns would be history. So they stopped the bleeding
and never told anyone until a few years ago!
The Doctor told daddy that if it were a half inch
up or a half inch to the side it could have paralyzed him!
So this is why you never do anything your parents did!!

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Deut 6:5-9

You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your strength.
"And these words which I command you today shall be in your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up. You shall bind them as a sign on your hand, and they shall be as frontlets between your eyes. You shall write them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates.